Damage Control is a drinking game where 2 friends swap phones and drunkenly text something crazy to anyone in the other’s contacts, then scramble to fix their damaged relationships. Source
Working in customer service
this dude stays ready
"not even worried about it"
can we just bask in the glory of beatles sass
Fuck yes OMG
JFK’s brain and skull matter after his assassination.
"all that shit ain’t fresh no more, fuck all that. That doesn’t determine if you’re a real man or not."